BBQ at Larzon's

[karro]

Still..

"Poulet Frit Kentucky. Quand on parle poulet.."

[Car]

- CHAPTER UNKNOWN -

"THE BATHROOM'S INCIDENT"

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Remi and Car, are still checking Larzon's house...

we're going to the second floor, we're impressed, it's a even bigger than the first floor, we're walking in the big corridor, we see a person very far walking coming to us........ hey it's greg!

Greg: Hey guys what's up, im lost... do you know the way back?
Remi: yeah greg, we are leaving breadcrumbs on the floor, so we can find our way back
Greg: great idea!!
Car: hey, let's check that big room, seems to be Larzon's bedroom

We enter Larzon's bedroom, it's an amazing room, it has everything, A big TV conected to a great home theater system, a PowerMac G4 1,25 Ghz on a desk, and lots of cool things everywhere.... suddenly, we hear a noise coming from the bathroom’s door, inside Larzon’s bedroom... greg knocks the door:

Greg: is somebody there?
Male voice: ughhh ughhhh, yeah, it’s busy, come back later...

NOTE: We don’t know who’s there, so in this story it’s gonna be called, Mr. X

Car: what are you doing in there? (a very stupid question)
Mr X: what do you think im doing?
Car: i dont know...... playing backgammon?
Mr. X: get away!! Aghhh ughhh , im having... ughhh some... bussines here....
Remi: let’s go, we should leave this guy alone with his bathroom problems....

Then Mr X, starts to yell almost with his last breath, and coursing in a foreign language

Mr. X: Oh my god!! Aghhhh ughhh Have mercy!
Greg: is everything ok in there?
Mr X: im taking a shit!! ok? Go away!!
Remi: so what’s the deal with it?
Mr. X: it’s stuck!!! It’s a hard one!! ok? Now go away!!
Car: hahaha, what did you eat?
Mr. X: i dont know, and isn’t funny
Car: who are you man?
Mr. X: Im not gonna tell you!!
Remi: ok man, we’re leaving now, good luck with that!

Suddenly a big noise, (like if you threw a brick inside a bucket filled of water, from a height distance, together with splattered sound) hears all over the place, even the people in the leaving room, kitchen and backyard, stopped the conversations, asking themselves: "what was that?" Larzon quickly went to half of the stairs and yell:

Larzon: is somebody up there? it’s everything ok? What was that noise?

We didnt answer him, we were kind of deaf after that noise... but we could hear Mr.X yelling:

Mr. X: yeah! Yeah! Finally!! You little piece of shit!! (was that just an expression?) Who’s the man now!! Take that!! ohh thank you god!!
Greg: Congratulations man!!
Remi: yeah man nice going!!
Mr. X: oh oh....
Greg: what’s up man?
Mr. X: there’s no toilet paper!!
Car: good luck with that!
Mr. X: hey guys you gotta help me! Please!
Remi: hey man, use a towell or something
Greg: No dont do that!! Have you seen them? They have the word “Larzon” written on them! Are so cool towells!!
Car: I’ll search for a pillow cover for you, it might help...

Greg, looks into his pockets: hey man i have some napkins here
Mr. X. Yeah, send them to me by under the door......

Greg sends the napkins by under the door:

Mr. X: hey guys, i’ll also need some body cream!! Do you have some?
Remi: no, but i have some little bags of mayonnaise, do you want them?
Mr. X: ohh, what the hell!! send them to me too

After hearing strange wiping noises, the door opens.... we finally know who Mr. X is.... but we promised him not to tell to anyone about his name, it’s one of the community though....

Ok, Mr. X leaves the room, with a happy face...
Car, Remi and Greg, are still checking Larzon’s awesome bedroom.... after a while Greg approaches, to the bathroom (where Mr. X left his soul)

Greg: hey guys, this a very very weird bathroom, I’ve never seen something like this before...
Remi: holy shit!
Car: for the love of god!!

Car: it’s Larzon’s closet!! This isnt a bathroom!!

[androdaking]

Since i'm not as good writing as say, Car and Karro I'm just gonna comment them

You made me really laugh with that story car! But PLEASE don't let me be the one being Mr X PLEASE!

[Car]

CHAPTER X
- THE NOT TOO FAST AND THE NOT TOO FURIOUS –<br>
Remi, Greg and Car are still checkin the big ass house, after the batroom’s incident they decide to return to the party, they’re really thirsty, they want something to drink (alcohol)

They are in the kitchen now, Greg opens the fridge and “oh man! It’empty, there’s nothing in it – damn!”<br>
Car says: let’s see at the living room, i saw a table with tons of all kind of colors botles

They are in the living room now, We stand in front of the living room table and “oh man! It’empty, there’s nothing on it – godamn it!”<br>
Remi: seriously guys im really thirsty!
Car: let’s ask Larzon about it, im really thirsty too
Greg: yeah, i cant believe this party is running out of alcohol

In that moment Mathias, Erik and Karro are entering the big ass house, they seem like they had a blast in the supermarket, they’re all happy and laughing out loud, through the window we saw, Erik’s car (BMW) and Mathias car (Mustang) parked in front of the house

Karro approaches to us...

Karro: hey guys what’s up? We were looking for Erik’s car
Remi: Great! We’re having a blast too
Karro: by the way, have you seen fuxor?

A deep silence sorrounded us, we didnt answer her, because we were trying to think, where fuxor was, we werent sure about the answer, only one thing hitted on our minds very fast..................Volvo’s trunk.............. but we werent sure about the answer....... the deep silence was still there, none of us answered karro’s question......

Car: hey karro did you buy something to drink in the supermarket?
Karro: nope, why?
Greg: there’s no alcohol here anymore
Karro: oh god, that’s a big problem!
Car: i know!
Remi: yeah someone needs to go to buy more!

Mathias and Erik heard this, and suddenly and at the same time they said:

Mathias: I’ll go!
Erik: I’ll go!

After a pause, they looked each other...

Mathias: dont worry man, i’ll go, i’ll be right back faster
Erik. What! Are you saying your Mustang is faster than my BMW?
Mathias: well actually it is
Erik: ok, but you’re a terrible driver!
Mathias: what! Im a better driver than you are
Erik: maybe my BMW isnt as fast as your Mustang but im a better driver
Mathias: yeah right!
Erik: do you want a race? I bet I’ll be at the supermarket before you
Mathias: haha please
Erik: i dare you!!

Mathias started to think, just staring at Erik’s, then he said:

Mathias: Deal!

(Heavy Hardcore music starts to play in the background)
Erik and Mathias are walking (in slow motion) to oustside the house, all of us are following them, André yells in swedish, to the people in the backyard – “Mathias and Erik are going to race!!” All the people in the backyard, living room, kitchen and bathrom, stand up very fast from their chairs and they start to walk to the front side of the house, so all of us are going to the street...

Both cars the Mustang and BMW are in the middle of the street, ready to race!!
Larzon is in front of both cars, ready to make the "go" signal...



Suddenly in the far away we see a car approaching to the scene.... is a red car..... what?!...... it’s a Volvo!..... hey wait a sec....! is Fuxor!! He’s driving the Volvo!...... but wait wait.... the Volvo is plenty of beers and tons of botles.......... yeah! Fuxor bought a lot of alcohol!!
Mathias and Erik, have no reason to race anymore, we have alcohol again...! - So they parked their cars again, and the party continues..... all the Millencolin guys and all of us saying: “hey Fuxor!! Thanks for bringing alcohol again to our lives...”<br>
Then Pedro approaches to me and asks me:

Pedro: seriously Car, why’s Erik making out with Chastity?

[karro]

hahahhahahhahahhahahhhahahhahahahha...........................


but...wait....
















Karro & Elvis!


But that into the trailer!!! hahahhahahahahhahah

[karro]

Then Erik, Karro and Mathias were back from their road trip of finding Morrisey (you know Erik's BMW). Erik did catch those dirty mullets right after they had finally decided to paint the silver BMW in black. They received one guitar hit each (you know the robot thingy..) and then mathias had quite beeing caught by the police for "indecency" (in French: grossière indecence ou attenta à la pudeur) cause he was running out of tee's in örebro (don't forget he had removed it before!). Finally, the police gave him a Ticket of 600 Kronor............


I will continue tomorrow, I have to go sleep and i cant find the right English spelling...awwww

[Kemp18]

Hey im back! no one expect me to arrive right at this moment in the story but i finally made it...

sorry to be late guys...i know, i know its kinda weird to appear like this in the middle of all this, but my name was in the generic so....here i am!

hahahahaha

[Car]

- CHAPTER ? -
WHATCHYA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?

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After the “almost race” betwen Madz and Erik, we went inside the house again, to continue with the BBQ party....

After a while, we hear someone is knocking the door.. Larzon approaches to open it......
He opens the door.......... damn!.............. Two police officers!
Larzon opens the door, very very nervous, you can hear it in his voice

-Officer 1: Good night Sir
-Larzon: good night gentlemen

Both officers looked at each other, thinking, “oh come on, gentlemen? what is this? The 70’s?

-Officer 2: Sir, we received some complains from the neighbors
-Officer 1: they said you are making a lot of noise, music too loud, drunk people and stuff
-Officer 1: ... and you’re having ilegal races, right here? Is that true Sir?
-Larzon: what? uhh nope, no, no, no
-Officer 2: Sir, can we take a look inside the house?
-Larzon: uhh no.....
-Officer 1: what?
-Larzon: uhh i mean yes, yes, come on in

This is how the house looked inside at that very moment:
• Alcohol botles all over the place
• A guy lying on the floor
• A lot of people cursing in all languages and proboards isn’t there to forbid it and
• Karro’s friends striping in the stairs and Remi is taping them with his DV Camera Sony Handycam with 10x optical/120x precision digital zoom for accurate close-ups, 1.0-megapixel Advanced HAD CCD imager has excellent resolution and clarity, Super SteadyShot digital picture stabilization and Super NightShot and Color Slow Shutter systems

-Officer 2: Sir, how do you explain all these botles around here?
-Larzon: uhh yeah...., those are boltles......

*Writer's Opinion: "That didnt sound like an answer" - anyway...

-Officer 1: what are those girls doing over there and almost nude? And why is that guy taping them?

Larzon thinking, talking with his brain: (say something clever, say something clever)

-Larzon: uhh, yeah... a .... s...school project, ..yeah
-Officer 2: School project? About what?

Larzon’s brain: (say something intelligent, come on Larban, come on)

-Larzon: pornography!
-Both officers: What the f...?!!!
-Larzon: ...uhh against....... against pornography
-Officer 2: ohh ok, i see

Larzon’s brain: (uff that was close, you’re the best)

-Officer 1: Sir, Why’s that guy lying on the floor?

Larzon’s brain: (damn, ok give them a fake but reasonable answer, come on larban)

-Larzon: he’s dead!
-Both Officers: SWEET LORD!!
-Larzon: uhhh uhhhh, no, no, uhhh, he’s..... his name is Dead!, ...so he’s Dead
-Officer 1: really? what a strange name
-Officer 2: yeah, i’ve never heard a name like that
-Officer 1: yeah me neither
-Officer 2: i think you’re lying
-Officer 1: yeah
-Larzon: uhh no, no, the thing is, .... he’s from a different country, yeah that’s why, the name...
-Officer 2: oh really?
-Officer 1: wich country?

Larzon’s brain: (ok, you’re going very well so far, come on, stay creative larban, stay creative)

-Larzon: he’s from...... uhh Swe.... S.. Swenada, yeah Swenada..
-Both Officers: what the hell?!!
-Officer 1: i’ve never heard about a country named Swenada
-Larzon: yeah isnt very popular.....
-Officer 2: where’s located? Sir
-Larzon: uhhh yeah betwen..... uhhhh Australia and...... uhhh Hawai
-Ofiicer 1: really?!
-Larzon: yeah, you guys havent heard about it? You not seem to be ignorant people, are you?
-Officer 2: well....... now that you mention it, i think i’ve heard about that country, yes
-Officer 1: yeah yeah me too
-Larzon: you see

-Officer 2: ok, Sir, we’re leaving now, but promise us, you’re gonna keep it down, ok?
-Larzon: no problem officers, everything is under control.......... under control

Suddenly the entire house explodes in one thousand pieces.................... nahh, that never happened, im just kidding

The police officers are gone, and the BBQ party continues, but all we know this is going to end soon...

[MrClean]

hahahahhahaha
Hey car, very good. ;D ;D ;D ;D
I until would like to continue history, but I dont have creativity and my english doesn´t allow.

[karro]

(Car, you're the best!!!!!! LMFAO!!!)

Just after this "almost race" opposing BMW Morrisey & Mustang Elvis and sometime in between the police's intrusion at Larban's, Mathias just realised that yeah now alcohol was flooding for their pity's sake but there was no more foods to eat! Scandale! Mathias was still very hungry, he was lurking around the backyard piknik tables for a way to fill him up in despair.

Mathias: "Gud....jag är jävligt hungrig....."

Some strange noises resounded. Annick who was close to him asked.

Annick: "What was that? Is that your stomach?"

Mathias (a bit pissed off): "yeah...I guess.... "

Mathias thought about Annick having been one of the cooks of the day.

Mathias: "Is there foods lasting at all?"

Annick: "Nope but...... if you want we can go out to get something." (Huge smile)

Mathias: "Excellent idea! Of course!"

They (once again) were going to reach Elvis (the principal attraction of this story)..Mathias opened a door and said.

Mathias (to annick): "haha...karro is sleeping in Elvis....KARRO? Are you liking my raggarbilen? Is that comfortable at least?"

Karro (confused): "Ne que cé?"
She added: "Leather seats are a bit sticky..."

Mathias asserted: " Alcohol in purpose"

Annick to Karro: "We are going out to get some food. No more is lasting."

Karro: "okej?" (staring at Mathias) But Mathias should put something on this time..."

Mathias (remembering of his ealier 600kr ticket): "Oh yeah...smart"

He went into the Larzon's place, checked into the first Wardrobe there and took the very first coat he found into. He went back to the mustang and started it. Karro was still asleep so no burning rubbers this time.

Karro: "ZzzzzZZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........"

Mathias drove the threesome to the closest opened restaurang they found. But being over 2 o'clock in the morning, wonder which fast food is still opened? The MacDonald!!!!

Mathias took the drive-through way. He push on the button speaker.

Mathias: "3 joyeux festins, snälla." (you know the special for the kids with surprise toys)

No answering. Still waiting. Maybe the button was broken?

Mathias: "Hello?...................hello?............IS SOMEBODY THERE? HELLO!!!...I'M FUCKING HUNGRY YOU KNOW!!!"

Karro (waking up): "huh? what?"

Seeing that nothing was going on, she relaxed

Annick (pointing to the speaker): "*cough* ummmm....maybe its because the drive-through service close at midnight? See the sign there...."

Mathias (moaning): "Ah well...fan"

He parked the mustang and then they leaned to the MacDoors.

Annick (looking at mathias): "Seriously, are you going to wear this inside? I'm not sure you will go underground with that on....hihihhihihihi"

Mathias looking then at the coat: "Jävla....fan....men...SKIT!"

He was carrying in his hands a long brown fur coat dating from the 70's Tom Select's Magnum PI's show style, surely the Mommy Larsson's ealier years coat at all...He ran back to the car and then picked up his sunglasses before to put this wonderful fringe on. Wearing some black short army pants with his addidas flip flop, it was totally seducing..

Karro and Annick trying not to laugh: "Sexy...Hope some PETA workshipers aren't eating there meanwhile...hahahha"

Mathias (bakom sina solglasögon - behind his sunglasses) replacing his black We cap then doing the gun with his hands pointing at her both, smirking and winking: "Yeah babies....huuuupe sooohh.....Mathias The Heartbreaker* here ready to at-taaaacK!".

*note: There is astonishly existing a music girl band called Mathias and the Heartbreakers here in Quebec..)

Karro and Annick clapping their hands: "Woot Woot!"

Mathias put his show off and the three company could now enter the MacKingdom.

Mathias: "Go take some places. I'm gonna get those meals.... for you....girls"

Karro and Annick: "allright....if that your desire..Tom"
(Mathias's provisionally name for confidential security of his identity)

They went to take a table a bit away from the customer's activities..

Mathias was standing into the line up. Everyone was staring at him with either a hiden smile or just with popped-eyes acting like they didnt notice him.

Mathias in his head: "keep concentrate, keep concentrate ahead."

The casher to mathias trying to not laugh: "Good night Mister. What will that be for you?"

Mathias: "3 kids trios, please"

Casher: "40 kr. Extra frites or the surprise statuettes with that?"

Mathias: "ummm yeah...3 statuettes surprises. (thinking). This one, this one and this one."

Casher: "The lama is back order. Do you want the simple emperor Kuzco instead?"

Mathias starting being red a bit: " yeah..okej....it's for my kids you know..."

Casher not convinced: "Okej, like you want Mister. Which Liquors?

Mathias: "3 cokes"

Cahser: "For here or to go?"

Mathias thinking hard turned his head over to the Annick & Karro's direction who were there laughing their ass off staring at him: "To go......Please." Mathias did one of his great smile to the casher.

(the casher in her head: "it seems to me I've seen this guy before.......somewhere.......anyway......")

She got paid and Mathias before to go further took off the 3 statuettes of their bags and hided it in his new found ample brownish fur coat.

The casher was still looking at him really strangely just like Mathias' actual behavior...

Old guy waiting: " Hello miss?? hello? Earth calling Moon. I would like to order you know!!!"

Mathias went to the table and said: " we better go eat outside you know. I dont like this place.."

They stood up and then something sliped down from Mathias' coat, a big dude of plastic wearing a green puncho..

Annick: "Hey...it's the guy from the Lion King! COOL! I want it! I want it! I want it!"

Mathias : "No you're wrong it's.......". He stopped straight realising that he just had been caught.

Karro: "No no, it's Pacha from the Emperor New Groove! Super nice!"

Mathias leaned foward the statuette down the floor to take it back but something else threw down from his coat.

Karro: "That one is Kronk. Actually, you have still more of those guys inside your coat? Do you have Yzma? No say Kuzco the lama!"

Annick: " yeah! At least I can have one? and.... you're being.......CHEAP......keeping all those for our own!!!!"

Mathias stuttering: "It's..not..what you think....I collect...collect them for....for...Nikola's daughter..yeah! Tea will be 2 years old next september you know..."

Karro and Annick looked at each other with a little smile.

Karro: "yeah..of course..you know it's not a notable crime. Every one does it one day or another"

Annick: "Yeah..but I still want one of those!"

Mathias, red and sweating, was now totally embarassed.

Karro: "You can have help if you want. I'm sure it exists some SCAA group in Sweden..."

Mathias confused: "What?"

Karro: "Statuette Collector Addicted Anonymus of course....."

Mathias stared around not understanding anymore.

Karro finally laughed: " Hey I'm kidding you....You must see my personnal collection of those."

Karro showing the hand to Mathias: " Partners in crime?"

Annick still whining: "J'en veux une bon! SVP SVP SVP!!!!"

Mathias finally gave Yzma to Annick: "Be a good girl now."

Annick jumping being uber happy: " OUI DADDY! hihihihihihihihi"

Mathias now feeling better and shaking karro's awaiting hand: "Hey sure Karro! That's a deal!...hehe....Let's get eat out of here!"

[androdaking]

This was a fun thread! Anyone remember?

[Chastity]

Hahahahahahaha. The nostalgia.

[Car]

hahaha the best thread ever!! ;D

Hello chastity nice to see you! i still like asian girls!! haha

[greener greg]

admin said:

hahaha the best thread ever!! ;D

Hello chastity nice to see you! i still like asian girls!! haha

hello chastity, weclome back!


Carl, in the last year I hung out with so many japanese chicks...i'll introduce you to them

[º°¨NaNie¨°º]

After a psychology's course from "Freud greg" on Detox meaning
Now welcome to the Matrimonial agency of Greg
ahahahahahahahahha