BBQ at Larzon's

[karro]

meanwhile outside....

karro felt really good, she was in a unknown place. All the matters were gone. She was dreaming that James Bond just save her life and that he was carrying her in his arms singing some songs for her.

Mathias: " Karro? Are you okey? KARRO?"

Karro: (confused) "euuuhh..."

She opened an eye. Everything was blurry. She only saw a bunch of shadows upside her little by little becoming some guys silhouettes.

Mathias started to curse in Swedish about the polarbear. The polarbear in his race to reach Nikola's whistle hit her and then she fell unconsicous under the impact so breaking The Mathias&Karro Musical Comedy started first... Not everyone noticed that and then Larzon has entered the house for some music purposes before noticing it.

Karro: "Where am I? who is Karro and where is James Bond gone?"

Mathias: "Agent 007 at your services Milady"

He removed his t-shirt and then another guy put some cold water on it and Mathias refreshed her head with.

Karro: "Thanks Mister Bond. Am I dead?"

Oswald from the Peepshows giving an elbow hit to Mathias: "Say something Ma...Mister Bond"

Mathias: "You are in security now Milady"

Karro: "You are my hero, Mister Bond"

Mathias: "ummm...yeah...all for your safety Milady"

Karro tried to stand up but his head was turning. She even saw some yellowbirds flying around her head. Mathias didnt really know how to act then he asked to another guy by if they should bring her to the hospital.

Pelle from the Hives: "My father is a medecine, we should wait a couple of minute and then if she continue to believe that we are in a thriller then we'd be better bring her"

karro felt really overwhelming. All those guys around her taking care. It was like she was into the Swe-Paradise...

[Chastity]

Back at the BBQ...

As I sat there munching on my veggie burger and laughing hysterically at the karaoke, to my surprise,
Car immediately ran up to me with a shot glass and screamed "TEQUILA!" as he poured it into my throat all in a minute's time. How did he know I loved tequila? "Sombrero!" he exclaimed as he plopped a sombrero onto my head. How did he know I always wore a sombrero to parties? We then did a shot of tequila and then another. By then, we were trashed.

I never really got to know Car on a personal level but here we were drunkenly dancing and singing louder than the current karaoke contestants. I was shocked that Fred did not mind this bit of flirtation going on right before his eyes.

Chastity:"Carrrrrrlossssss, u such a good daaaaancer. Remebwer when you just staaarted your site. HAHAHAHA Whoooaaaa. Thaat was greaaat."

Carlos:"Can you belieeeve we arrrrre in Sweeten? Whoo thouuuught we wouuuuld end up heere? Paaartying with Millencollllin. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhh my gosh!" I had no idea why Carlos began to freak out. "This soooong! This soooooooooooong!"

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt..on the catwalk, on the catwalk" was being blasted out on the karaoke machine as Carols happily sung along, bobbing his drunkenly clumsy head.

[kaffia]

NICE WORK!!!!! ;D
u are really good at this stuff!!

[Dany]

fUx0r said:

ARGGH!!! stupid tripod.

here's the link to view it... ugh. i'm sorry, guys.

treize195.tripod.com/bbqposter.jpg

you'll have to copy and paste the url... again, i'm sorry, but tripod is being lame

Haha It's awesome ! really good work !!

[Car]

good work fuxor!
looks really cool!

[Renix]

Fux, ;D

[Chastity]

I really like your poster! Very cute idea!

[Dany]

Fuckin' tripod again ! Yeah this one is better than the first you have shown us !!

Great work

[Chastity]

Maybe if you put it on photobucket it might work?

www.photobucket.com

[karro]

It's so awesome fuxor! You are as much as talentuous than Carlos!

It should have its own topic! and that way we wont mess up with the story...

and I think that would be also cool to have wolfboy holding this BBQ bag as poster!

[greener greg]

man!it's cool.how do you do it?great!

[karro]

Back to Erik at the supermarket..


Erik: "Oh fuck...this robot thingy is back all of sudden!"

The baby started to cry. Erik, little by little, stepped back with the arms towards himself shaking to mean "no no no, don't".
Then he hit something. He turned back. It was one of those shopping cart. There were another mother with her 5 years old boy.

The Boy (pointing at Erik):"Hej mom" I waaaant thiiiis tooooy!"

Erik: "ehhh...actually, I am not a toy...it's...aa.....disguise! yeah! I'm the mascot of the supermarket!"

He put his hands on his hips and made some moves to make the kid laughing. But that has given the opposite effect. The kid started as soon as to cry and jumped on the floor hitting it.

The boy (in cries): "haaaaannnnn....mooommmmyy......waaaant....thissss...Buzz Lightyear (Toy's Story)!!!!"

Erik tried to pass by their side paying attention to not hurt them and went in a hurry but hit another thing that was the super market manager pointing a carabine (gun) at him:

The mad manager:"UP YOUR ARM! WHERE ARE YOU THINKING YOU'RE GOING LIKE THIS?"

Erik (worrying): "No no no...... it's not what you are thinki'......"

"Crick crick"

The guy charged the gun.

So the erik's back opened (like into the Kemp clip) and he took his incorporated guitar in his arms and started to play Stars War with the madman.

"Voooouuuuu VOuuuuuu" (just missed the glow effect though)

Erik succeed to remove the gun from the guy's hands and so he ran as hell passing by the window destroying it into million peices.

Erik (in his head):" Hurry Hurry Hurry..."

(a sound like in The Bionic woman happened as)

But Erik didnt even noticed that he was transformed back to himself. He continued to race and race and race 'till the BBQ at Larzon's...........

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Meanwhile, three dirty mullet guys wearing some fishing fashionned blouses happened to see Erik's BMW where the door hadn't been locked...

Mullet guy: "hehe..Look at that! We founded the Jack pot!

Second mullet guy: "A B.M.W. in plus meeeen!"

Third mullet one: "We should paint it thought. I don't really like the silver color..."

[karro]

(The sounds "Hit me" song was playing at the Larzon's karaoke")

Mathias: "It will be okej kaaa.....Milady?"

But Karro had now the popped-eyes and begun to be really lost...



Karro (staring around): How comes there is 5 James Bond here?

Mathias raised up the head and saw the 4 others Hives guys in plus of Pelle.

Karro: " and why are you the one pretending to be Mister Bond since you're not dressed as it has? Actually, you are quite naked!"

Mathias:"eeeeehhhhh"

Karro touched her head: "OUCH!"

She fixed Mathias a moment and said: "So strange I remember you though.....and this song...HIT ME...HIT ME HARD...HIt ME HAARD...HIT MY.... TWINDY .....EYES....I WILL SEE ....THE STARS...."

Cris Dangerous from the Hives:" I think she is coming back to herself guys"

Oswald from the Peepshows: "Yeah...Maja Ivarsson could bring back a dead guy....she so hot!"

All the men around asserted.

A fan who has seen the scene by the background of the group named Daaneel told: "But Millen won the swedish award. There is nothing like Millen!!!!"

Mimi my friend who has just arrived turned red and stared at Daaneel. Mimi was a tiny beautiful blond-haired lady.

Daaneel: " Hey darling. Who are you?"

Mimi: "You just said Milène. Actually, it's my full name...we know each others? And what happened to Karro? Is she okey?"

[Renix]

Meanwhile on the highway not so far from the supermarket, Erik's still running fast, even passing some cars!

When he finally got to Larzon's mansion, he sees Rémi and Carlos playing Frisbee with a Britney Spears CD! He approach them and Car asks him "Hey, is that your CD?"

"Err, not really, those are to Matte", he said, while just a little sweat is on his face, even if he ran like hell for like 15 minutes.

Hearing his name, Mathias turns is head and see the discussion... he come to them and ask for the CD saying "Well, you know it's for my... my... my nephew, yeah, my little nephew, but hey, you know, if it's good music, do you care if it's even Britney who sings it?". His face became red, he sweat alot while he was still looking a bit drunk. He took the disc and put it in his car. Me and Carlos were

Now without a Frisbee, me and Carlos decide to explore a little bit the Larzon's domain. We enter in the gigantic house.

- Wow! That living room is the size of my whole house says Car
- Same thing here, and look at those paintings and that TV! I replied
- Yeah, I wonder what's in the little box beside it...
- Let's see that

It's a little wooden box that looks like an old Beerbox. "Corona" is written on it (that's probably why Car was intrigued by it). We open it and... WTF? Avril Lavigne? Céline Dion? Jessica Simpson? Plastique Bertrand? Damn, he only know how to say "cheese" in french! Are those his real musical tastes? Me and Carlos were really confused...

Meanwhile in the court, Erik asked Mathias "Dude, where's my car?"

[karro]

Mathias (still sweating): " I still don't know, where were you gone by the way?

Erik (stressing): " I need to have a cigarette...gimmie my fucking lighter! Why ever you steal mines?"

Mathias: "cause I can't afford mine..hehe"

Erik: "jävla Mongo!"

Mathias ( angry): "Those little bastards, my Britney's cd got a scratch on now!!!!"

Karro (from behind added on a sexy note): "C'mon baby hit me one more time...."

Mathias turned around: "ehhhhhhhhhh"

Karro caught the whole Britney's affair.

Karro (cough): "Could I borrow your lighter Mister..... Bond.... snälla?"

Mathias gave the briquet to her and asked to change the previous subject: "Hey, are you okey now? Sounds like you've recovered..."

Karro: and you? Are you okey? You're still all red and sweating lot...and where your tee's gone?"

Lili Sweet my friend arrived at the same time to ask also the fire but the lighters kleptomaniac that she was kept it and then Mathias and Erik will never see it back....ever.

Mathias to Erik (to take off the subject): " What was it about yet?"

Erik (anxious): "My car, I think i've let her in the supermarket parking..."

Mathias: "No one is really lucky with cars today. We never know, it's still Friday the thirteen"

Mathias to Karro: "wanna have this ride now? I still got my sixteen hours to burn."

Karro (still singing Britney's (You Drive me) Crazy song): "Baby, thinkin of you keeps me up all night..... "

Mathias (opening the elvis's door): "come in"

Erik, Mathias and Karro penetrated into Elvis to go researched Morrisey, the Erik's BMW. Mathias made the rubbers burning as they were varnishing. They will realise soon that was not a pretty good idea, Mathias being really advanced (drunk)....After one minute of running in zigzag, stopping, racing, stopping, racing....... Karro scared to death made some prayers ripped off the chaplet there.........but Erik finally ripped off the drives from Mathias in between some of his laughes. They needed to reach the supermarket more fast than that...

karro: "I need to pee.....sorry"

Erik (moaning): "fan....women of today...."

Mathias was still cracked.