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Post by Devilme on Aug 5, 2004 7:08:40 GMT -5
And karro dont worry about what he said.. I think it was more as a joke.. and if he wants it any diffrent then he could write the story from there to get back to the Barbeque For example.. He might have thought that the Hives where very cute girls and thenhe noticed they werent  |
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Post by Renix on Aug 5, 2004 11:20:33 GMT -5
Hey remi! I'm in that car too now you know   5 in that car... lucky us  |
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Post by Chastity on Aug 5, 2004 14:11:55 GMT -5
Hey....where am I? It seems that I have completely disappeared in the story!  I'm having a bit of writer's block so don't mind me... Back at the BBQ, I noticed the girls who had an interest in Erik had also taken an interest in my boyfriend, Fred. I didn't mind at all and I completely understood the flirtation--Fred looked as if he can be Erik's younger brother. Besides, it so happened that Fred spoke more french than english which was a relief to Karro and her Erik obsessed friends. Fred certainly enjoyed the attention he was getting from such pretty girls. Meanwhile, back in the car... "Oh no!" Greg exclaimed. "What's wrong?" Remi asked. "We forgot Devilme!" Everyone's eyes widened with a mix of shock and horror. They immediately sped back to wherever Devilme was. After about 15 minutes, they immediately came face to face to a pouty and slightly upset looking Devilme. "We're so sorry!" He immediately hopped in the car, quickly forgetting about why he was upset. |
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Post by Renix on Aug 6, 2004 22:29:58 GMT -5
So we're still on the road and it starts to become really hot in the car. The windows are wide open but everyone still complains. "Be patient, I'm sure we'll be there soon" I said. About 2 minutes later, we see a sign "Örebrokontan - 344 km". Nobody talked, but we could hear everyone saying "shit" in their heads.
After 45 minutes of driving, we see some auto-stopper with a MC t-shirt and a hand-written sign written "Örebro". "Damn, that guy must go to the BBQ like us, but we can't enter 6 in that car" I said. I stopped the car on the border and the guy comes to us.
- Hey there, you're going to Örebro? he said
- Yeah, you're probably with The Community, heh? I replied
- How do you know that? You just looks like a bunch of lost tourists, except that guy (pointing Devilme)
- Well... we're kinda like lost tourists, but we're going to the BBQ too!
- Great! But crap... I see that your car is full...
- Yeah, I really apologize... By the way, who are you?
- I'm fuxor!
- Oh, cool, glad to meet you
- Glad too... so... is there place in the trunk of that thing?
- A little, but you're not thinking of...
- Sure I'm thinking of it, I won't f*ckin walk 300 kilometers!
- Okej... so come in!
- Thanks!
So we restart our travel, the car now holding 6 passengers.
After a few hours, we see another sign "Örebrokontan - 112 km"
- Great, we're almost there, I smell the odor of porkchops with hotsauce, says Greg
- Huh... don't want to break your fun, but fux's not looking too good, replied Devilme
- Err, you're right, we must stop
- Arrgghh replied fuxor...
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Post by karro on Aug 7, 2004 5:22:34 GMT -5
Nekromantix's "What's on your neighbors BBQ" song is now playing in the spacious Renix's Volvo to complete the scene..  |
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Post by kaffia on Aug 7, 2004 12:28:07 GMT -5
suddenly Kaffia stands up shouting "this sauce is to weak!!!" he ran into Larzons kitchen and started to cook his special tandori sauce! All of a sudden smoke starts comming out of the kitchen and kaffia comes out with a bowl of HOT sauce. he pours it all over the meat in a grill but then it happends, the grill explodes from the hot sauce!! all the millen guys suddenly transforms into the Kemp robots. Matte steps up to the grill and swallows the whole thing, "delicious! great sauce kaffia!" he says. the millen guys transforms back and a loud "yeeehaaaa!" is heard from kaffias direction. ... this will get the story going |
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Post by Car on Aug 7, 2004 14:07:14 GMT -5
- Arrgghh replied fuxor...
- devilme- come on this man needs some water!!...
so, we are stopped in the middle of the higway, (the song "What's on your neighbors BBQ" by Nekromantix's playing in the background) all of us drinking water (you could say it’s water, but actually was a bottle of vodka that remi and pat bought at that store), after a while suddenly from nowhere a POLARBEAR appears in front of us, we all are scared as hell, we go inside the volvo, thinking: "this is it, this is our end!"
The polarbear started to walk after us, it was very very hungry, we were all cursing:
-remi- mère!
-fuxor- holy shit!
-greg- mama mia!
-car- puta madre!
-devilme- kick ‘em all in the knaska!
-pat- what time is it?
We all looked at pat, after his relaxing exclamation, then he said: “come on, it’s just a big big furry dog”<br>we said- “ok man, scare it away”, then pat went out of the volvo, started to walk after the animal, then the animal standed on two feet.... and ater that, pat ran again inside the volvo, once inside he said: “ok you guys, you wont believe it, its a polarbear”<br>
When suddenly a strong noise, and a lot of wind coming from the sky, scared us even more, but what is that?? ........... Yeah! Its a helicopter!! Its coming to save us!! The big noise, scared the polarbear away and the animal started to run very fast to nowhere... the choper landed in front of us, in the middle of the highway, then one of the doors opened and What a surprise!!!... Dany from France and his private helicopter was coming out of it, we were kind of relief after that
We said: “hey Dany, thanks for saving us from that polarbear, how did you know we were on that volvo?”<br>Dany- “mmm yeah, actually i was trying to hunt that polarbear, but hell yeah! You’re saved now!”<br>
We all get inside the choper and headed to Larzon’s, and after 5 minutes, we finally made it, we were at Larzon’s just in time!! (Dany from France and his private helicopter, landed on Larzon’s house roof, he has a big house you know)
We were all inside the house, then mathias asked karro: “would you like to come with me and elvis to pick up the rest of the guys from the airport?” (the southamerican crew)........
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Post by MrClean on Aug 7, 2004 15:12:40 GMT -5
I don´t understand nothing   |
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Post by karro on Aug 7, 2004 18:17:28 GMT -5
*-Remi - Tabarnak! It was the translation I did in my head of what I have just heard. I got really intrigued when I saw matte transformed himself in robot so I approached him. Wanted to ask: "How did you do that?". He noticed me close to him and got this smirk on his face like he remembered of me. He was already demutated when he asked me with this smirk-looked:  - "You wanna go for a ride? I got sixteen hours to burn And i'm gonna stay up all night!" -"Does that mean I'm your Blackberry Belle then?", asked to the man smiling. and then he started to sing with his beer up in his hand with this smirk on his face staring at me: -"how wide? how deep the river? black- as dark as night how long? how far? i'll know when i get to the other side" -"I might think that you're too drunk to drive.....actuallly..." Still singing: -"black out the windows it's party time you know how i love stormy weather" -"Maybe we could have this ride later after all?", added I with some teaser smile thinking that the man his really funny. ----------------- Meanwhile, Erik was driving his BMW blasting Moneybrother's Blood Panic cd. -"DOOOOONNNN'TTTT STOOOPPPP!!!", was singing Erik."This cd is so gooood, yeah!". He parked his car. and entered the supermarket. -"kåtsås, var det är stallet?", asked him to himself. "HOOOOO currysås!". He walked the raws huming the lefting moneybrother melondy in his head when a mother with her baby started to scream in some Swedish as no one before: -"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A MOOOOOOOOONNNNNNSTTTTERRRRRRRR" Erik stopped straight his raws promenade and looked to the woman with those popped-eyes. "What do I have wrong?, told him to himself. "I yet shaved this morning?". But he understood soon enough what went wrong as he looked his feet and then his legs and then his arms..." -"Oh fuck...this robot thingy is back all of sudden." |
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Post by kaffia on Aug 8, 2004 16:28:06 GMT -5
back at larzons things where fine, everyone was a bit worried for car and the guys though. larzon was flippin burgers and singing the Drowsy song Flippin Burgers when all of a sudden the polar bear commes out of the bushes with a big roar! "Damn not him again" says Branko. "He has the worst breath ever, Nikola fetch u know who!". Nikola whistled and called out "Skauch, here boy!". Out from the kitchen comes Skauch, the penguin!. as soon as the polar bear saw the penguin he started running as fast as he could, cuz u all know penguins and polarbears don't mix because the polarbears are very ticklish and the penguins are very good ticklers! "well done" said Nikola, Larzon and branco in a perfect harmony (barbershop style, u know the singing kind of barbershop). the rest of the gang just sat there with there eyes as big as vinyl discs. suddenly the sound of a chopper filled the sky... sorry for the nonsens rambling in this part, i've been out in the sun the whole day |
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Post by karro on Aug 8, 2004 18:33:49 GMT -5
Penguins & Polarbears can't do it together cause Polarbears are from the North Pole and penguins the South Pole. Antipole.
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Post by Car on Aug 9, 2004 0:20:07 GMT -5
Then after a while the crew from southamerica finally arrived the place....
While we were at Larzon’s, chilling out, eating all kind of stuff, drinking, etc. then in the moment Larzon asked me:
Larzon: “hey, can you turn on, my stereo system please?, we need some music around here
Car: “sure dude, no problem”<br>
When i turned on the stereo, suddenly, “baby one more time by britney spears” started to play....... quickly as hell, Larzon ran towards me, kind of nervous, saying some curses on swedish, he pushed me away and started to hit the stereo sytem buttons to make the music stop, but he acidentally pushed the “disc change” button and “gennie in a bottle by chrisitina aguilera” started to play, he was more nervous than before, and cursing in swedish....
Finally, in the middle of the desperation he had to unpluged the system, and removed both CD’s away, and with both discs on his hands, he said:
Larzon: “uh mmm, haha...the.. these, aren’t mine, i dont know how they ended here”<br>Car: (sarcastic) “yeah right...”<br>Larzon: “really......come on..........these are.............. mmmmm...... yeah Erik’s property”<br>Car: (sarcastic) “yeah, of course”<br>Larzon: “no, no seriously”<br>
Fortunely for him everyone else were distracted, so no one noticed it.....
Suddenly Pedro from Brazil interrupted us, and asked me:
Pedro: “hey Car, why’s Erik making out with Chastity?” (you have to read Chastity’s first post to understand this)...........
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Post by kaffia on Aug 9, 2004 4:30:29 GMT -5
Penguins & Polarbears can't do it together cause Polarbears are from the North Pole and penguins the South Pole. Antipole. no it's the ticklish thingy! ;D of course i know the real deal sweetie! |
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Post by karro on Aug 9, 2004 5:52:26 GMT -5
Car, you my idol now. Man, you the only one who was able to crack me up 'till I pee in my pants 2 times in one night. I would say that I didnt laugh at nothing since yesterday..thanks!
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Post by karro on Aug 9, 2004 19:34:26 GMT -5
Larzon: “no, no seriously”.
He breaks like he was thinking and then his eyes come bright.
Larzon: ."...yea...I mean...Erik brought that for.... the Karaoke...yeah it's that! The karaoke! It's about these dinner surprise!"
Car: "Actually, you really want the guys signing some Britney? But it's gay! No offense, but I thought the surprises would be some bands performing like yours or The peepshows or Raised Fist! I've just seen Alle arriving!"
Larzon: "ummm...eeeeuuuuhhh....That was too obvious...eeuuu....we wanted the roles inversed this time...yeah! that's it! We got a karaoke for all the community members! And us, all the guys in bands will get to sit drinking and hear your performances guys!
Car: "okey? mamamia....I don't know how to play shit!
Larzon: "That's why its a karaoke man. You only get to sing and we only get to sit and we are watching you.."
Car:"Yeah...only watch some guys signing "Oups I did It Again"...yeah"
Larzon: "You will get to know how it is to be listened by a crowd and get fans crazy about you.."
Car: "that's a viewpoint..."
Larzon: (winking) "and don't forget those chicks man..."
Car: "which chicks?
Car thinking in his mind, embarrassed: "how the hell he learned about Katie and Kristina?"
But he soon realised what it was all about seeing my friend Annick passing by them as she was going to the bathroom.....
Car: OOOOh...YEEEEAH! Karro's friends! Oh man...quebecer girls are the hotest in the world! ....after Swedish and asian and latin and.... of course...Yeah that's a good deal Larzon!"
Car gives in 5 with larzon and both say at the same time: "YEEEAAAAH!"
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