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Post by Chastity on Nov 16, 2004 18:55:25 GMT -5
I'm sure all of you have some. Share them please!
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Post by fUx0r on Nov 16, 2004 22:24:38 GMT -5
this one time, my friend and i got chased around burbank (the city where i live) for almost half an hour just because we yelled "satan" at him. the nerve of some people.
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Post by fUx0r on Nov 16, 2004 22:27:12 GMT -5
ohh... and a month later, we got chased again by campus security at my university; again because we yelled at someone.
let this be a lesson to all of you who've thought of yelling at another person for the sake of personal amusement.
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Post by Chastity on Nov 17, 2004 0:19:00 GMT -5
My older sister's then boyfriend came over for a family dinner. My grandmother happened to be staying at our house at the time.
"Have a seat, Matthew, and make yourself at home!" My grandmother said warmly. "Would you like anything to drink? Some coke? Are you sure you don't want anything? Some coke? Some cocaine?"
This story to this day throws not only me but also my sisters into fits of hysterical laughter.
Here's another story:
My friend and I were invited backstage and we talked the whole night with various (drunk) members of the ska group in question but we mostly spoke to the saxophone player. As we were saying our goodbyes we noticed the sax player look over my friend's and my shoulders. Naturally, my friend and I were curious so we spun around. There stood the drummer of a very well known ska group, naked. There, he stood, legs apart, buttocks facing us, not a single thread of fabric on him. Now, I've seen my fair share of naked ass but mostly that's because it was voluntary. Of course, in this case I couldn't help but bring out my inner virgin. The surprise definitely threw me off guard.
My friend and I pleaded for mercy for our giggles to not be revealed. We were blushing "like a virgin...touched for the very first tiiiime" (sorry I think my sister exposed me to a surplus of Madonna when I was a child). Thankfully, with the advantages of having Asian skin, blushing to me was never visible to the public.
We quickly turned around and began to ressurect our previous conversation. Our goodbyes were finally said. I also yelled out "Nice ass!" to the drummer. He replied with something I couldn't hear. Now whenever I bump into the drummer at future shows, I always tease him about seeing him naked.
Hmm. Maybe I'm a little conservative. Damn North American attitudes!
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Post by androdaking on Nov 17, 2004 0:30:54 GMT -5
Which bands was it Chastity?
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Post by Chastity on Nov 17, 2004 14:09:43 GMT -5
I don't want to name drop.
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Post by karro on Nov 17, 2004 19:11:01 GMT -5
okej. its well embarrassing and nasty but its the funniest shit ever happened as a running gag. In plus its mc related in a way...lol
It was in 2000, the night of Pennybridge Worldwide Tour in Montreal. I didnt have tickets so I went to foufs instead listening to a part of the show into the line up. So me and my friend sat at a table on the third floor. I burped but my friend didnt notice it. She smelled something and she asked : "Cool, they cook mexican here". I was so embarrassed that I said nothing about the burp. And then she started to look around to find the kitchen door. She said, "ummm, there is no kitchen here...Did you eat mexican?". And we started to crack our ass up. I think we told this story during a year long to everyone and everythink laughed our ass off.
I have millions stories but most of them are inside jokes with people we know thsa you might not get the funny of it. Gotta try to find others
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Post by Chastity on Nov 22, 2004 23:45:42 GMT -5
I was partying at Foufs with a few friends and we decided to continue our partying in a hotel room. The partying ended at about 5 in the morning. It was a morning where I had to go to work. Work was in the suburbs. The hotel was downtown. What did I do? Called work and told them I didn't feel well--which was technically the truth. I go to work the next week and my boss (who was also sort of a work buddy before he got promoted to be a boss) goes "so Chastity, how are the medical facilities at Econo-Lodge?"
Damn it!
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